MICHELLE HETZEL, BRANDON BLOSS: SHAM MARRIAGES FOR ALL

HOW THE SUCKY STORY STARTS One night in June 2000, Keary Renner answered the door of her Easton, Pennsylvania residence to find Michelle Hetzel angry and asking the whereabouts of their mutual friend -- and mutual on- and off-girlfriend -- Devon Guzman, 19. According to Michelle, Devon was two hours overdue for their date and not answering her pager. Michelle insisted that they file a missing persons report; Keary resisted. The two women then took Michelle's car to initiate a search for Devon, eventually locating her vehicle at Delaware Canal State Park. Devon's corpse was discovered in the backseat posed to resemble a suicide. A small kitchen knife and syringe were found on the body; the county coroner noted a "massive gaping laceration" to her throat.

JUSTIN BARBER: GOOGLE SEARCH 'CRAPPY ALIBI'

HOW THE SUCKY STORY STARTS On the night of August 17, 2002 Justin Barber, 30, was found slumped at the wheel of his car with four gunshot wounds. He told police that a romantic moonlight beach walk with his wife was interrupted when an armed man approached them on the beach shouting 'something about cash'; during a struggle with the man, Barber was shot four times and his totally hot wife, 27, sustained a fatal gunshot wound in the face. He was driving in search of help when discovered.